I like metal. I like chips. That's about it.

Klokateer 6605. Haven't been killed yet.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that last one….no.

(via daddyxsporcelaindoll)

Set ‘em straight, Randy!
I’ve never seen this juxtaposition before!
His little tiptoe paws…I can’t!

His little tiptoe paws…I can’t!

(Source: widdlepaws)

mymodernmet:

Photographer Sophie Gamand's new series Flower Power portrays pit bulls in a softer, dreamier light to highlight their sweet nature.

(via puffy-the-werewolf-layer)

I want to eat it…Sakura Kit Kat…
And the only different ones we get over here are friggin’ DARK CHOCOLATE ones. Lame…
scurviesdisneyblog:

Mine…..

scurviesdisneyblog:

Mine…..

(Source: disneypixar)

scurviesdisneyblog:

Robin Hood animation by Milt Kahl

scurviesdisneyblog:

Robin Hood animation by Milt Kahl

Chris Sanders is my soulmate.

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

(via itakemymenlikefinewine)

ride6artblog:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.

ride6artblog:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.

(via tikistitch)

Myers Briggs by Mythical Creatures

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Phoenix
ESTP: Centaur
INTJ: Basilisk
ESFP: Pegasus
INFP: Unicorn
ESTJ: Hellhound
INTP: Wizard
ESFJ: Angel
ISFJ: Genie
ENTP: Sea Serpent
ISTJ: Vampire
ENFP: Pixie
ISFP: Siren
ENTJ: Griffin
ISTP: Werewolf
ENFJ: Fairie

I’m a wizard, no surprise there….but where is the MERMAID?

(via bannerisms)